kindigo | (no subject)

Two memes for your viewing pleasure, both ganked.

Meme, because this one amuses me!
Go to Google. Search for "Your name needs", filling in your own first name. Record the top ten things Google thinks you need.

1. 'Anything K--- needs or wants or even thinks she needs.' (I'll say she does!)
2. Anyone got change for a dollar K--- needs more quarters. (I need another round of DDR.)
3. K--- needs to be reminded of her age and be told that when she acts like that, it's not appropriate and ... (Ohh, pooh. *sticks out her tongue*)
4. K--- needs you to pray without ceasing for her! ... (because she...)
5. K--- needs a miracle! K--- slept all day yesterday and was taken ... (away in her dreams by space!zombie robots.)
6. K--- needs to get an abortion! But that’s no easy task. You see, K---’s father is a bible thumping Christian who would just as soon stone his daughter ... (...bwahahahahahaha!)
7. K--- needs 24/7 (whu?)
8. K--- needs to profit from her special education program. (She needs a quick trip on the short bus.)
9. K--- needs home to be a place where she feels safe and protected....(Yes, and?)
10. Haha, I just did that "K--- needs" thing that I've seen on Em's and Lil Red's xanga, and normally I wouldn't post this again, but I tried doing my name and I got some funny ones.... (Hahaha, and she had some of the same ones too.)

Easier cos you all know me in real life, I suppose.

Comments are screened.

(2 Points) My first name:
(1 Point) My last name:
(5 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(3 Points) How do I take my coffee:
(2 Points) Do I have any children:
(2 Points) How old are they:
(2 Points) What work do I do:
(3 Points) What am I afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke:
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(2 Points) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many:
(1 Point) Do I like 'em:
(4 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(2 Points) How many tattoos do I have:
(3 Points) How many piercings do i have:
(2 Points) What's my favorite TV show:
(2 Points) Who is my favorite band/artist:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) What’s my favourite colour:
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 Points) What are my favourite kind of shoes to wear:
(3 Points) Do I have any pets:
(2 Points) If so, how many?
(2 Points) Who am I dating right now:
(5 Points) Name of one of my favourite books:
(5 Points) What is my natural hair colour:
(5 Points) What is my worst habit:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

I'll reply with your score once it's marked. Comments screened, stalkers' names edited in here to show off how much they know.

SCORING
80-90 Points: Stalker Extraordinaire
70-79 Points: Hard-Working Stalker
40-69 Points: Decent Stalker
20-39 Points: Stalker-In-Training
00-19 Points: Crappy Stalker or New Stalker

As a side note, BOOZY I ♥ YOU. And Juliana caught me dancing to Flip Fantasia. (*big blush* #._.#)

Also I have a picture of Schokobällchen now; will post when I get the chance.

Is anyone willing to beta meeeee?

That is all.