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[kindigo]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeee*

Hogswatchnight has come early. *dies*


So I was thinking about instant messaging. And how it's divine. No really.
no vowels. Just like Hebrew!


God: Bored, bored, bored. I know! *invents instant messenging*
Angels: *pop into existence* wtf?
God: Hi!
Angels: omg
God: Yup, it's me, YHWH. How are you gentlemen?
Angels: ok, u?
God: I was bored.
Angels: O rly
God: Yes. So I invented you to keep me amusedcompany.
Angels: thx
God: np. Want to be my instant messenger service?
Angels: ok
God: Great! I shall call you....YaHooWaHooMessengers.
Angels: lolz
Lucifer: that sxrz, my ideas sooo much betters! AOL rxrz!!!111
God: nope. pwned.
Lucifer: j/k?? no? A...Oh Hell. g2g *falls*
God: *shrugs* Anyway, I created some people to talk to. *adds to flist*. Wanna go check them out?
Angels: ok, bbl

*Eden*
Eve: ooh pritty
CrawleySnake: u should eat it, IMHO
Eve: ok *eats* yo adam, u should ttly get an apple, theyre sooo much better
Adam: k. IM IN UR GARDEN EATIN UR APPLEZ.
God: wtf NO. ur booted
Adam&Eve: plz?
God: NO. Kthxbai.
Adam&Eve: :°( godmodder!!
Snake: lmfao. mod pwned u.
God: no legs for u.
Snake: roflmlo?
Adam&Eve: pwnd.

*later*
Humans: omg
Angels: a/s/l?

*Sodom&Gomorrah*
Ppl: omg OTP!!!11oneone
otherppl: no mines BETTER!!!
Sodom&gomorrah: Fandom!wank.
God: OMG STFU SHIPPERS. *fire&brimstone*
Lot: pwned. my OTP FTW.

*The H.M.S. Noah's Ark*
Noah: omfg. effing plot bunnies keep multiplying!
Noah's wife: u do no this makes u the Ultimate Shipper?
Noah: *headdesk*

*the Book of Job (i.e. One Long Emo Poem)*
Job: ^____^
Satan: *flames*
Job: =( wangst.
God: ya he is a loser...*pwns*
Job: My cattle o noes.
Satan: ahahaaa...
Job: My kids o woes.
Satan: lmgdfao
Job: My health....! *o emo*
Satan: Ha...oh damn u got it all back.
Job: pwnd.

*NewTestament*
Jesus: WWJD?
Pilate: stfu n00b.
Jesus: tgif.
God: srsly. wtf.
Jesus: <3?
Pilate: *kills j00 ded*
Jesus: brb

*later*
Jesus: back!
Disciples: wb!
Thomas: sockpuppet!
Jesus: no rly....O well, ttfn


*Revelations*
John: crack.
world: from coke?
God: Destroy the world!
Angels: but I am le tired....
God: pwnd.


Edit: Added Sodom and Gomorrah, The Book of Job and Noah's Ark and a bad Revelations which will have more....man this is expanding into The Leet Bible. -_-;; May add some more as they come to me. If you have ideas....feel free to share!

Comments

[heru-the-neko.livejournal.com]

*bows down*

XDD Wow.

The end.

[kindigo.livejournal.com]

Not quite the end...*adds more*

-glad you like!

[(Anonymous)]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg. Seriously... that's F.ing hilarious. Especially the last 4 lines... freaking amazing.

[kindigo.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you enjoyed =D

[ethereal-vision.livejournal.com]

OMG. That was amazing. I need icons of this. You need icons of this. The WORLD needs icons of this.

[kindigo.livejournal.com]

I can just SEE icons of the Monty Python & the Holy Grail God and the caption: 'My head is pastede on yey.'

Yes. Iconage. doooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiit.

[blame-my-muses.livejournal.com]

Kiki...I should totally write smut slash for you, as a thank you. In fact, just for you, I may attempt Crowley/Aziraphale. Yes, I just might. I'll have to wait for lightning to strike my brain, though, because I had my plot bunnies neutered.

[kindigo.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I'm sure you can share Noah's.

and you know C&A are in there somewhere....maybe I'll slide in an angel-at-the-eastern-gate reference....or the flaming sword. Hey, Revelations!

[imaginaryo-o.livejournal.com]

*snerk* heh heh heh. Genius.

[kindigo.livejournal.com]

XD Thanks, I try.

[(Anonymous)]

metaquotes-ed by tosatisfyme here (http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/5681907.html#cutid1).

[sonoferos.livejournal.com]

I just spent like a half hour trying to find this again XD

10 minutes of that was on the MN page like...how the hell do I go back in Kiki's entries? wtf. XD

Not so sekkrit

[kindigo.livejournal.com]

Which bit were you looking for, the Hogswatch link? Why?

I suppose I should make back/forward links, but I was secretly waiting for someone to complain as proof they'd been there I never got around to it.