In Which I am A Bad Person

[kindigo]

Okay, caveat: Normally on the internet I ignore typos and other grammar issues. It's the internet. Not srs bzns. However, I draw the line in the sand after being spammed 15 times in as many seconds. Also, I've been having a bad day. One of my fish died. D=


[name]: Guild Wars's "everyone sees it" channel
{[name]} Private Whisper function.

!Blah blah people are talking
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave

{Bear Charmer} It's "paid".

!Blah blah people are talking
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave

{Bear Charmer} P a i d

!Blah blah people are talking
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave

{Bear Charmer} PAID LEARN TO SPELL

{A B C D E F Twelve} idc
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed before leave
A B C D E F Twelve: GM for hire 50g must be payed befo

{Bear Charmer} O rly?
Bear Charmer: FREE GM add me

{A B C D E F Twelve} shtup

{Bear Charmer} Okay, I'll just continue to steal your customers. Silently.
{Bear Charmer} What's the twelve in your name for, your age?

{A B C D E F Twelve} no im 15
{A B C D E F Twelve} lol

{Bear Charmer} Wow, NOW I'm impressed!
{Bear Charmer} You managed to graduate elementary school without learning how to spell "paid"!

{A B C D E F Twelve} your moma so fat she gets her fat stuc in the drain in teh tub

{Bear Charmer} No, no she isn't. And your mother?

{A B C D E F Twelve} no,were mormon

{Bear Charmer} Wow. I don't think I can come up with anything more insulting than that
{Bear Charmer} You kind of did my job for me, there

{A B C D E F Twelve} well what do you expect were in utah

{Bear Charmer} You would think you Mormons would get a clue
{Bear Charmer} There's a reason Mormonism is localized in Utah
{Bear Charmer} Because no one else is stupid enough to convert

{A B C D E F Twelve} i bet your a fat drunkard who sits around all day drinking alcoholic and eating twinkies
{A B C D E F Twelve} oh, did i insult you too bad?

{Bear Charmer} Haha, nope. You'll have to get more sophisticated than that to successfully insult me.

{A B C D E F Twelve} suck my spleen
{A B C D E F Twelve} suck my spleen
{A B C D E F Twelve} suck my spleen
{A B C D E F Twelve} suck my spleen
{A B C D E F Twelve} suck my spleen

{Bear Charmer} I don't think you'll win very many flame wars with that kind of maturity

{A B C D E F Twelve} how is spaming spleen immature?

{Bear Charmer} If you have to ask, your tiny brain won't comprehend the answer
{Bear Charmer} Do you know what the word "comprehend" means?
{Bear Charmer} Or is it too big for you?

{A B C D E F Twelve} at least my brain is messed up from drugs
{A B C D E F Twelve} :O

{Bear Charmer} Oh you poor dear, I'm so sorry for you.
{Bear Charmer} Not really.

{A B C D E F Twelve} im talkin about you retard

{Bear Charmer} But you should get some help in that case.

{A B C D E F Twelve} ya thats what you say NOW

{Bear Charmer} ...Yes, it is what I'm saying now
{Bear Charmer} Are you trying to imply that I'll be saying something different in future?

{A B C D E F Twelve} no i just bet your gonna fuck you self up one day
{A B C D E F Twelve} with a sex toy

{Bear Charmer} Spoken like a true 15-year old virgin.

{A B C D E F Twelve} jacking off still keeps you as vergin

{Bear Charmer} Yes, yes it does.
{Bear Charmer} So you should try to find a girlfriend who doesn't mind your face too much.

{A B C D E F Twelve} its DND now bitch fucker
{A B C D E F Twelve} its DND now bitch fucker
{A B C D E F Twelve} its DND now bitch fucker
{A B C D E F Twelve} its DND now bitch fucker
[repeated 17 times...I counted. I think I may have irritated him a little. Do Not Disturb meaning I can't whisper him.]

Unable to leave well the fuck alone, I run up to his character and dance in front of it naked. He runs away, I follow. He stops and I make the /shoo gesture several times, along with /rude

Bear Charmer: /rude

{A B C D E F Twelve} im sorry i just like to try to put upa good fight
{A B C D E F Twelve} apertantly i didnt...

Bear Charmer: /no

{A B C D E F Twelve} your good if you whana tam up and go dis some noobs some day lets add


So, yeah. I picked on a kid and with little to no provocation. I'm not proud of it.

....actually, yes, yes I am. I did it damn well AND managed to avoid Gaudere's Law.

Comments

[yourtinystar.livejournal.com]

Can't.
Stop.
Laughing.
O.
M.
F.
G.

*dies*

[simplystardust.livejournal.com]

A+++

[blame-my-muses.livejournal.com]

*snickers* The last time I had an argument with someone that ridiculous I was twelve or thirteen, and they didn't like the same season of Digimon I did...lmao. (They kept telling me season 3 sucked, and I said, "well, it's just my opinion" and they wanted me to give them proof that it was better. I was a little bit like, "...but...it's my opinion...?" lol.) Anywho, this made me laugh, and I'd have done the same. ^_____^